I HATE MY NEIGHBORS FUCKING DOG!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mystyx]

Thats it, I say we call necessary authorities....

That would be a slab of meat....poison and a camera <--- for sweet memories.

OK how about like in the cartoons we drop a big ole weight on its head...

a mallet perhaps?

Bye Bye puppy!

Disclaimer: These views do not reflect the opinions of the other posters and by no mean condones the cruelty to animals. Its a joke. ok! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[SHATOUSHKA]

that actually made me smile [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Trampis]

Good fences make good neighbors

-some Old Cowboy

[Beta-Decay]

Get some ammonia in a squirt bottle and go squirt the dog anytime it comes close to your yard/fence/whatever. My neighbor's rottweiler was a really nasty dog towards me until I showed it my little bottle. Now it just whimpers and runs away whenever it sees me. [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]

[Mystyx]

LMAO!!!! that cracked me up.... Ok you...don't make me pull out my..... BOTTLE!

So ahhhh Shatzy darling...gonna kick some neighbor ass and get them to replace your garden???? I sure the fuck would......

[SHATOUSHKA]

my neighbor is a young 20-something college prick.
he doesn't give a shit about me or my garden.

if he did, he woulda come outside this morning
when i was screaming for that nimrod to get the
fuck outta my garden.... instead of sleeping
in his fucking shitsack because he had a party
last night until 4am.

[SHATOUSHKA]

yanno now that i think about it.... i shoulda
suddenly had the urge to vacuum upstairs just
after he ruined my shit ..... [img]redface.gif[/img]

[Beta-Decay]

You should have. Or, do it tonight when he's trying to sleep. [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

[SHATOUSHKA]

THATS IT.... ITS THE LAST STRAW......

I'VE HAD IT WITH MY NEIGHBORS DOG.....


HE'S RUINED MY TOE...

DUG UP THE WHOLE BACK YARD...

HE HAS SCRATCHED UP THE BACK DOOR....

CHEWED UP NUMEROUS SHIT....

KILLED A BUNNY....

AND NOW THIS FUCKWIT WAS ROLLING AROUND
IN MY MUTHER FUCKING GARDEN!!!!

EVERYTHING IS FUCKING RUINED!!!!

MY FUCKING TULIPS ARE UPROOTED....

MY FUCKING GERBERA HEADS WERE CHEWED OFF....

MY PEONIES ARE BROKEN!!!!!!!

I HEARD HIM FUCKING BARKING AND I WENT TO
THE FRONT WINDOW TO SEE THIS... THIS....

.


<FONT SIZE=30>PIECE OF SHIT DOG</font>

FUCKING UP MY MUTHER FUCKING GARDEN!!!!!

I'M SO UPSET!!!!!!!!!

TEARS ARE JUST STREAMING FROM MY
FUCKING FACE I'M SO PISSED OFF!!!!!

[Mystyx]

ya know...whats endearing to him???..... his beer stash maybe...well lets stomp it into the ground and see how he feels....

yea take that.... Oh you spent your last 20 bucks on that case... my bad.... so sorry....

maybe next time it will be your dog?

Now replace my garden or suffer my wrath.... *L

Where are super heros when you need them huh???